Heaven, if there is one

snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

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andreaschoice:

….1 can of hairspray later……

andreaschoice:

….1 can of hairspray later……

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bofransson:

"North" - Konstantin Korovin, 1890

bofransson:

"North" - Konstantin Korovin, 1890

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firemen:

brony-friendzoney-420:

pv4pv:

brony-friendzoney-420:

pv4pv:

firemen:

firemen:

British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny

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This is so inaccurate

sounds like something a scene kid would say

whatever mum you don’t know me


What happened here

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oatmeal:

I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.

oatmeal:

I found myself at a baby shower this weekend where I was instructed to write parenting advice on a notecard.

turtletot43:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).
Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.
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Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

^^^^^^^^^ YES DO THIS PLEASE.
This is not the first time that people have been victimized either by acting police officers or psychos pretending to be police officers.
If you are unsure, keep your doors locked and only roll down the window enough to pass your papers to the officer. You have the right to call 911 once you’re stopped and ask dispatch to confirm that the officer who pulled you over reported what he was doing.
This is a real danger and if you aren’t in danger, the officer won’t try to order you to compromise your safety.  

turtletot43:

popping-smoke:

mbisthegame:

oparnoshoshoi:

anarchyandacupofcoffee:

OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you don’t get pulled over.”
http://youtu.be/BO8g8akPWcY (Last third of the video).

Three serial rapists in 3 weeks arrested in Oklahoma, all cops.

Follow for Anarchy | Follow for Feminism

Pro tip: if you’re signaled to pull over (whether you’re male or female) and you’re in a place that has no witnesses, turn your hazard lights on to acknowledge the officer’s siren, and drive to the nearest gas station or populated area. This is accepted protocol by every agency. You are not obligated pull over until you can do so safely. This includes personal safety. Understand your rights, brothers and sisters. There are disgusting examples of authority in this world.

^^^^^^^^^ YES DO THIS PLEASE.

This is not the first time that people have been victimized either by acting police officers or psychos pretending to be police officers.

If you are unsure, keep your doors locked and only roll down the window enough to pass your papers to the officer. You have the right to call 911 once you’re stopped and ask dispatch to confirm that the officer who pulled you over reported what he was doing.

This is a real danger and if you aren’t in danger, the officer won’t try to order you to compromise your safety.  

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yungkawaiiinigga:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

souljaboyemoji:

someone explain to me how dis a real person an not a fuckin l4d enemy smfh

lets call him Sergent i shoulda stayed out the donut shop

this nigga look like a voltorb about to explode

yungkawaiiinigga:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

souljaboyemoji:

someone explain to me how dis a real person an not a fuckin l4d enemy smfh

lets call him Sergent i shoulda stayed out the donut shop

this nigga look like a voltorb about to explode

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

what color’s your bra

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